is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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