You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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