would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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