i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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