barbara walters just said penis...
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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