We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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