Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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