Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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