you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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