but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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