what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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