You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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