Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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