absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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