I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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