I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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