so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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