worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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