The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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