please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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