Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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