How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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