how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
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