Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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