How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
People with herpes should wear stickers.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
