This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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