no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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