its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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