Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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