i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
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