The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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