Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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