The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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