He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Drunk is not a location!
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize