then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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