I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
we're so committed to being not committed
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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