I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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