So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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