I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
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