we have officially lost it.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
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