How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Randomize
