But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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