Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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