i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
The struggles of a small town man whore
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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