Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I'm always down for nudity.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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