I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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