He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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