this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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