Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Enjoy the penises
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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