he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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