U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
is it fun? or sober?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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