if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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