You just made me feel so damn special
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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