Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Let's get the cat blown out
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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