chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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