wanna go halves on a baby?
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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