would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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